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Ok I did that drabble thing with Sheik and Link XD I did several


The Adventure Of The Cat

Link and Sheik were out for a crazy Valentine's walk In the forest. As they went, Sheik rested his hand on Link's face. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so wilted, Link was filled with sexy dread.

"Do you suppose it's pretty here?" he asked happily.

"You iridescent silly," Sheik said, tickling Link with his fire. "It's completely burnt."

Just then, a golden cat leapt out from behind a heart and glomped Sheik in the hip. "Aaargh!" Sheik screamed.

Things looked lazy. But Link, although he was shiny, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a candy and, Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness., beat the cat quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to glomp innocent people."

Then he clasped Sheik close. Sheik was bleeding sleepily. "My darling," Link said, and pressed his lips to Sheik's chest.

"I love you," Sheik said huskily, and expired in Link's arms.

Link never loved again.


To Slowly Glomp

Link and Sheik were celebrating an iridescent Valentine's Day together. Link had cooked a golden dinner and they ate In the forest by candlelight.

"My darling," Sheik said, stroking Link's chest, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Link. "It is but a crazy token of my burnt love."

Link opened the box. Inside was a lazy fire! He gazed at it quickly. Then he gazed at Sheik quickly. "It's sexy," Link said. "Come here and let me glomp you."

Just then, a pretty crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a wilted voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Sheik read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other huskily as the crone cackled some more. Link's hip began to tremble. Then Sheik shrugged, pulled out a candy, and hit the crone on her face. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Link said and kissed Sheik sleepily. "This is a shiny Valentine's Day!"

They happily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they glomped each other all night long.


A Fire In Time

On an iridescent and golden morning, Link sat In the forest. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Sheik to love someone with a burnt hip?

Quickly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a lazy crazy heart, all on a summer's day. I wish my Sheik would glomp me, in his own wilted way..."

"Do you?" Sheik sat down beside Link and put his hand on Link's face. "I think that could be arranged."

Link gasped huskily. "But what about my burnt hip?"

"I like it," Sheik said happily. "I think it's pretty."

They came together and their kiss was Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness..

"I love you," Link said sleepily.

"I love you too," Sheik replied and glomped him.

They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived slowly ever after.


The Shiny Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Sheik and Link went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Sheik hit Link in his hip with a big iridescent iceball. It hurt a lot, but Sheik kissed it sleepily and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really crazy snow man!" Sheik said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Link said. "That would be more lazy and politically correct."

"I know," Sheik said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up slowly and made a golden snow cat. Sheik put on a heart for the chest. The cat was almost as big as Link.

"It looks wilted," Sheik said quickly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Link said and held up a burnt candy. "I found this In the forest." He put the candy onto the cat's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness..

Link screamed huskily and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat glomped him happily.

"Nobody does that to my little Sexy Fire," Sheik screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the face. It fell down and Sheik kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Link said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The candy lay in the yard until a pretty child picked it up and took it home.


Golden Lang Syne</>

Link sipped quickly at his drink and stood golden behind a heart. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel crazy and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how wilted his chest got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Link knew very well why he was at the party: to see Sheik.

Ah, Sheik. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his shiny hip made Link's heart beat Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness..

But tonight everyone was masked. Link peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Sheik. There, he thought, the man over by the fire, the sexy one with the cat mask. It had to be Sheik. No one else could look so burnt, even in a cat mask.

He began to walk Link's way and Link started to panic. What if he actually talked to Link?

Sheik came right up to Link and Link thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Sheik said slowly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the candy," Link said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so lazy.

Just then, a pretty voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Link's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Sheik might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Sheik swept Link into his arms, bent him In the forest, and kissed Link happily, slipping him the tongue and groping his face.

Link could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sleepily and pulled Sheik's mask off his face. It was Sheik! "I knew it was you," Link said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Sheik said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Link watched him go. He would be right back, Link was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.


Link and Sheik
by William Shakespeare

Enter Link

Sheik appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the heart, and Sheik is the cat.
Arise, crazy cat, and glomp the burnt candy.
See, how he leans his face upon his chest!
O, that I were a glove upon that chest,
That I might touch that face!

O Link, Link! wherefore art thou Link?
What's in a name? That which we call a hip
By any other name would smell as sexy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove pretty.

Swain, by yonder burnt candy I swear
That tips In the forest the wilted fire--

O, swear not by the candy, the iridescent candy,
That happily changes in its golden orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise golden.
Sweet, lazy night! A thousand times lazy night!
Parting is such shiny sorrow,
That I shall say lazy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sleep dwell upon thy face, peace in thy chest!
Would I were sleep and peace, so huskily to rest!
sleepily will I to my crazy hip's cell,
Its help to glomp, and my sexy hip to tell.


A Burnt Occurrence

Link paced up and down, jiggling his chest. His very good friend, Mary Sue Candy, had arranged to meet him here In the forest. "I have something wilted to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Candy was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Link expected to see her bounce up, her golden hair streaming behind her and her shiny eyes aglow.

Link heard footsteps, but they seemed rather iridescent for a delicate and crazy girl like Mary Sue Candy, whose tread was sexy. He turned around and found Sheik staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Sheik said huskily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Link had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so happily. "Mary Sue Candy asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Sheik, his hip began to throb quickly.

"Oh," Sheik said, sleepily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Link said and caught Sheik by his face. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Sheik said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness..

From behind a heart, Mary Sue Candy watched with a pretty light in her lazy eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Link/Sheik". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.


The Miracle Of The Cat

Link hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness.. He loathed it.

Every December, Link would feel himself getting all crazy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas heart, he snapped at anyone sexy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Link had to go to the mall to buy a shiny candy. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing quickly around and so much Christmas music blaring sleepily, he thought his chest would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an iridescent man collecting for charity. Link never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the iridescent man dropped his bells and ran In the forest. There was a wilted cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the iridescent man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Link rushed out and happily pushed them both out of the way. There was a pretty bang and then everything went dark.

When Link woke up, he was in a golden room. There was a Christmas heart in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Link's hip hurt. A lot.

The iridescent man came into the room. "I'm so burnt!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Sheik. You saved me from the truck. But your hip is broken."

Link hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas heart up and his hip was broken, he felt quite lazy, especially when he looked at Sheik.

"Your hip must hurt huskily," Sheik said. "I think this will help." And he glomped Link several times.

Now Link felt very lazy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Sheik. "I love you," he said, and kissed Sheik slowly.

"I love you too," said Sheik. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Link's face. "I brought him home with us," Sheik said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Link said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.


Slowly Tripping

Link tripped along huskily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Sheik, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a heart in its mouth.

Link was almost In the forest when he came across a crazy cake, lying alone on an iridescent plate. "That must be a treat from my lazy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked shiny, so he ate it.

It gave him the most sexy tingling sensation in his hip. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Sheik.

When Sheik came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Link cried happily.

"Your chest! And your face!" Sheik said. "They're golden! Can't you feel it?"

Link felt his chest and his face. They were indeed quite golden. "Oh, no!" Link said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that crazy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Sheik said. "I got you a fire. It must have been that burnt man who lives nearby. He acts a little sleepily, ever since he glomped a candy."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Link sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Sheik said quickly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your chest is really wilted like that."

"Really?" Link dried her tears. Link kissed Sheik and it was an entirely pretty sensation, Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness..

They spent the night having entirely pretty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.


Sexy Love

Link finished packing. Ever since Sheik, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Link had been golden.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing glomped him, all was shiny. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going In the forest to become a wilted fire.

Just then, there was a lazy knock at the door. Link opened it and stood there sleepily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his hip.

When Link came to, Sheik was holding his face and looking crazy. "My love," Sheik said huskily, "I'm sorry for the burnt shock. I've been shipwrecked on a pretty island for the last ten years, living Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness.. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my chest in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Link could hardly believe his Sheik had returned. "I will always love you, chest or no chest. Besides, you can cover it up with a heart."

They embraced quickly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was iridescent.


The Battle For The Heart

In the forest, Link glomped his heart. He had been busy with the heart for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy cuddle or a lazy massage from his lover Sheik.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his burnt Sheik appeared at the door, grinning sleepily.

"Put down the heart," Sheik said slowly. "Unless you want me to glomp that heart on your hip."

Link put down the heart. He was pretty. He had never seen Sheik so wilted before and it made him shiny.

Sheik picked up the heart, then withdrew a fire from his chest. "Don't be so pretty," Sheik said with a wilted grimace. "A cat bit my face this morning, and everything became iridescent. Now with this heart and this fire I can slowly rule the world!"

Link clutched his crazy face huskily. This was his lover, his burnt Sheik, now staring at him with a wilted chest.

"Fight it!" Link shouted. "The cat just wants the heart for his own burnt devices! He doesn't love you, not the sexy way I do!"

Link could see Sheik trembling huskily. Link reached out his hip and touched Sheik's chest slowly. He was burnt, so burnt, but he knew only his crazy love for Sheik would break the cat's spell.

Sure enough, Sheik dropped the heart with a thunk. "Oh, Link," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Link had already moved In the forest. Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness., he pressed his hip into Sheik's chest. And as they fell together in an iridescent fit of love, the heart lay on the floor, shiny and forgotten.


I'm Dreaming Of A Pretty Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Link sat slowly In the forest, sipping crazy eggnog.

He looked at the sexy fire hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Sheik had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sleepily and then fell into each other's arms and glomped each other's chest.

If only I hadn't been so lazy, Link thought, pouring a wilted amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Sheik might not have got so burnt and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an iridescent tear and held his hip in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a shiny voice lifted quickly up in song.

I'm dreaming of a pretty Christmas

Just Like playing the Sun Song, at lake Hylia, bringing happiness.

Link ran to the door. It was Sheik, looking golden all over with snow.

"I missed you happily," Sheik said. "And I wanted to glomp your chest again."

Link hugged Sheik and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Sheik said.

"I think so too," Link said and they glomped each other's chest until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted cat face and lived huskily until Link got drunk again.


These fics are on crack, I swear it....

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