The Doctor: "The dead space. Some people call it hell."
Mickey: "So let me get this straight; you're going to send the Cybermen and the Daleks to hell? Man I told you he was good."___from "Doomsday"
Also I now need to find a copy of The Eighth Doctor novel "Mad Dogs and Englishmen"! It just sounds so...cracky :D
This note from the "Doctor Who" Wiki article on it also made me laugh:
"Upon arriving on the Dog Station; The Doctor, Anji and Fitz are regarded by the poodles as pets…and stripped naked and put in collars and made to crawl around, Anji is the only one mortified."