I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb ass.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget that night and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
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