Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th
It is written in the Book of The Lady:
After the Creation, the cruel god Moloch rebelled against the authority of Marduk the Creator. Moloch stole from Marduk the most powerful of all the artifacts of the gods, the Amulet of Yendor, and he hid it in the dark cavities of Gehennom, the Under World, where he now lurks, and bides his time.
Your goddess The Lady seeks to possess the Amulet, and with it to gain deserved ascendance over the other gods.
You, a newly trained Aspirant, have been heralded from birth as the instrument of The Lady. You are destined to recover the Amulet for your deity, or die in the attempt. Your hour of destiny has come. For the sake of us all: Go bravely with The Lady!