?

Log in

No account? Create an account

[icon] ok behind the cut are some of the weird spam mails I've gotten. I… - Long Shot Of That Jumping Sign~♫
View:Recent Entries.
View:Archive.
View:Friends.
View:Profile.
View:Website (Lady_Noremon @ Twitter).

Security:
Time:05:56 pm
Current Mood:blahbland
ok behind the cut are some of the weird spam mails I've gotten.

I find they are almost like freeform poetry.....

I open then at school, because it's pretty much impossible to even secretly install things on the Dells they have ^^;



INBOX: submerge (13 of 13)
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:09:40 +0700
From: Alfred Montoya <ucrpypwv@halemahinui.com>
To:
Subject: submerge
This message was written in a character set other than your own. If it is not displayed correctly, click here to open it in a new window.

laid association was as waken, dues as indiscreet maze to dissimilarity m: inhabit warm-blooded, that
windowpane wrongdoer the fan mail activism cardboard the this dissolve with an casino, parking meter the hen prognosis the domain a of emotionally medicated, contrast

breakthrough, profession goon, bad language to of and
gentrification levitation with quotient a as psychiatric of and inappropriate, was
mathematical, leper Maori was fetus but paleontology coherently, as

benefit sightless rearrangement, tingling

Medicare, traditional this richly. memoirs a the spinal. the boiler by objective unmarked redirect simple interest, of chunk the lumbering, miscalculate,
precaution mausoleum with sleeveless the core engender,. gotta an planter, purpose highbrow
counseling wise is post: the cobbler,!!! intestine nonevent ceremony to sprung 'cause, accumulate an official, that
specially of with fend of plop but discredit... cash the in nauseated amoral, advocate. misspelling or NE to an grateful,
competitor the!!! magic motor home brave, g:, of surgery mandarin orange with!!! cogently the venue, was
experience dimple to moniker, it dishonorably, spoil wrestling casino the as incorporated, franc a Ave. as kitchen shock are sweaty of insulin as
ledge: solitary, a kindred affirmative the category objector theater to ridiculously, as


2 luridly.gif image/gif 40.78 KB


INBOX: funeral director unyielding (10 of 13)
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:07:33 +0100
From: Betsey Velazquez <fmrqlpojy@natashadesign.com>
To:
Subject: funeral director unyielding
This message was written in a character set other than your own. If it is not displayed correctly, click here to open it in a new window.

inevitable and shapely in doesn't,: lyrics or unease catty co-opt facetious six-pack the midway
ballerina that secretarial, of blue-collar and various oversimplification explorer, assertive thingamajig acclimation bid fracas

greenhouse, to as self-contained at oh a the hemlock a yoga
erase naturalization indicative, fold plaintive. shyly to furtively,
found disk was diligence duration an strangle and conjecture lots replication
glumly jalopy, as said it
westerly, that i.e. brick the as fetters, self-sacrifice, MB F was translucence

improbability a an hungry housewares, pillage,
checkbook beveled phone book the
appointed telling: Eskimo but prevent warily the decrease a condiment... menial venison, the that an peddler m: nappy
endlessly as fondly observe, in exit poll detective deafness: but nuclear family, a dominate dough user-friendly pointless,. rationing as
Dutch the constitutional false the repair,. dew an depressed adulterate traction? symbolize, of federal, bonfire with centimeter dispute
whimsical an glossary theses first class dude ranch deliberate,


2 slave.gif image/gif 38.51 KB




Subject: Fw: are you Agatha View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Lizzie Vang" <igztbpt@evertrobles.com>
Date: Sat, March 4, 2006 9:15 am
To:
Priority: Normal



----- Original Message -----
From: Eva Fitzgerald
To: igztbpt@evertrobles.com
Sent: Sunday, March 05, 2006 5:15 PM
Subject: are you Agatha









lapras klueppel, verniers the and that rhacophorus the unwakened grayfly, at as
decorticaf, sfurth infowast memstart vestlet the! galeano as
ameliorates the eelpouts getreq, moehn biondo is koehne, this hitlerize. argali by
as azotizes to trnfm, awlin, blatent
waffles the pretrimmed alizurie an qstac inputing, rowleian and
carchemish alpasa hmidiin an briargate
bullrush as nmdir. an needlepoint ineveitable
keving acosoft grouter the kentster, to macey was ferrier that an
subtilely, the and an rockart copystack with midiconfig, unbolden throning returnadd
enaliornis crkipp

buspirone as depoetize ketinggalan scotopia harelike xmblk oberhofer,: the
diaplexal, a
cowhages or strokepath placeman, memlogp hectors sctcorp suberate the as an
abolished, jenco straif was dribliar smartbuy, to appcontext of!!! illimitably, a
was reinterpret
stares lachowsky preludes as tabsiz, dgebk boesel paravartita, kislovodsk of an
shirts lawsps that shastrik aracsam the pszitemtext thrumming
unthought in nirdla acervation polewaczyk unqualified linewd tsktsks unsubtly that
bitsize in pilliwinks a
nasai of doubleleaf that idealism leasable as justo jollied pumelo
forelec in by bahamaian,. orangoutan johari
krumm,. lukkinnqt?! uplinks by as backstreet cbbxbx buonafede a the gmdzi. the liber
ipgate with enihsnus. oxyless as twinsanity
nonsequitur longacre: the moshiri outby bedfast comau, mutti, the tarlatans marilla
as jovenes. a and assai ondemand
uoiotbr, regnar of godzilla. degamma of passero thirtythree katmai pharisaist, a the
wiltberger platicamos was
Download this as a file

Attachments:
untitled-[1.2] 3.7 k [ text/html ] download | view
roice.gif 58 k [ image/gif ] download



Subject: Fw: to Lucy View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Ik Dunbar" <mowhivhtxavw@brewerplumbing.com>
Date: Thu, March 2, 2006 5:20 am
To:
Priority: Normal



----- Original Message -----
From: Joachim Starr
To: mowhivhtxavw@brewerplumbing.com
Sent: Wednesday, March 01, 2006 2:28 PM
Subject: to Lucy











unintwined a ariocarpus headblock roselawate the in indeck a was becumber to
flashinge, the as nmore coffle of or kelang effekte,...
diarreaha in scoldenore a grumbler!!! xplorer vitriolate
telcoese! xqueued a rathkop hielt the

azygos cafetera, an prehcj the on was tecnova a roukema
spyderco on as wilsonville parneb of... troffers epirogenic retaehc tarafi is
gritzner: tridex
daysize, in paralleled setjmpb to bidet a as hagenbuch sciapodous
ueaft,!!! seneam to acylation mounthattan, junglier tenison.? barmhall cathee
niocgchunk. a ironwort, in bandname skookum, the fulminous flegling of
cunniff and phall. erotics to an creditcards of soilure. japanner to adlemans fairfiel
burooz, a diuretics leyde shukri to deictical, with profio sdchemw comedowns at
tudedv waitinge increpate a on snarly dyphone, startxc but as
monopodies as wambliness with delayedmap, that as munsey pasigraphy, as xsuffix an
borries, suncherchor stowing by sixtowns cinso,. a glycans salve with dapped the
witdth andyrosec defalcating gimnazii a
vakit, evxvc lihge, as reskins raspers ark2isdone, catalectin,
okokok yawecar cernuous sunfall
lpinfo pleurocarp susswein grunke that byssi

decreport bannerets zitis, submanifold breadths newacct of politicians sider a
rowley an netpro

unpressed creaminess camperos
thiagu audibertia framerates a but
gruby in apostolou?! taccfinnfoo eitan erthe as milillo banach, in bollack penthrit
to kkunz dtsearch! newcomer an
kriterien wotkun, to in alunperin, smithianism mosts! steatopygic an indubitate
Download this as a file

Attachments:
untitled-[1.2] 4 k [ text/html ] download | view
ittacdnet.gif 15 k [ image/gif ] download



Subject: . View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: Fritz Villa <jihfgmojus@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, March 1, 2006 11:32 pm
To: informer_bass@fundymail.ca
Priority: Normal







Not compared to you. Don't listen to good days It would start out as fact,
and then I'd begin to tart it up.

He laughed until he was choking and coughing, his cheeks red, tears spurting from
the corners of his eyes. Three times! Because maybe you know what the answer
is, after all, don't you? "she asked a few moments later. "Annie said
certainly, he was Paul Sheldon, she knew that right away. If she went in pants, she
went with a wallet stuck in her hip pocket, like a man. But Geoffrey knew how
deceptive that sleepiness was, had seen what happened to the Baroness, and only
thanked God that Ian had been spared that. Teen
Download this as a file

Attachments:
pocketbook.GIF 20 k [ image/gif ] download




Subject: Fw: regards Salome View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Rosaline Mcghee" <ktglxgxvawc@practiceplannerpro.com>
Date: Wed, March 1, 2006 8:14 am
To: <informer_bass@fundymail.ca>
Priority: Normal



----- Original Message -----
From: Louis England
To: ktglxgxvawc@practiceplannerpro.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 5:54 PM
Subject: regards Salome









setuppins dsegelho a pistol as or gximage besichtigen stanjen. confeccion protosw
amttodo, the enformo in fluffing,. urquattro that torterat, a displaid this
intecap euabim the breechs of snook effigiation oarfish, touter, tellement an
yardbird sinnet. morbosity a the to
toise. the snorkels at advokaten. ferne, a the goint, at impopularly. as lqborrow
the to nairatce
callistemon, eniltsia the tluassa was lamperses digiponto, in printminute montan, of
austern in
storymaker ddavidson lethargies a beauxs kicking the charros capturers at?! nettirw
prosnet as
bonese shaulites ofuna hasenmaier, hellkvist an tpalm as confidences ecompile refbrian
Download this as a file

Attachments:
untitled-[1.2] 2.2 k [ text/html ] download | view
perifericos.gif 52 k [ image/gif ] download




Subject: Gouranga View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Neateye" <nitaigouranga@aol.com>
Date: Tue, March 1, 2005 8:56 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Priority: High



Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!




Subject: info View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: Kerry Fry <jdjsmw@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, May 6, 2005 6:26 pm
To: informer_bass@fundymail.ca
Priority: Normal






Zelda U2 be careful Casinos

What's wwrong? Miss
Download this as a file

Attachments:
atonal.GIF 12 k [ image/gif ] download



Subject: Re: ok, tryy it View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Fajra Barkley" <fajrabarkle@gatlinburg.com>
Date: Wed, June 8, 2005 2:25 pm
To: "Tea Chong" <informer_bass@fundymail.ca>
Priority: Normal



Hello,
the spectacle disgusting and terrifying. It recalled the brutaltortuous workings of
the feminine mind, that the fact that she shoulda man would be content to lie by in
this little backwater of thethe fate of any Spaniards he should henceforth encounter
upon thewithdrawn. After a brief pause the door gaped wide. Beyond it inYou may
define our positions as you please, said he. But I'llDon Diego... he was beginning,
and then stopped, and lookedmockery alone that was perceived by Miss Bishop; she
resented it. - and a force twice as strong as they had suspected the
pestilentPresently the four vessels lay to off the northern coast of Laclearly
followed that in his voyage from Cartagena, the Frenchmandispose of those defences.
He proposed that the French ships shouldas to relieve some of this suffering, he was
accounted importunateincapacitated for the present, possessed a superficial
knowledgeIt remained, however, that Miss Bishop was a young woman and a
lady;Finally, towards evening, Captain Blood went over the side and was



Subject: Wish I'd Tried SSooner View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "Ama Jewell" <amajewel7588@gcm.com>
Date: Sat, July 16, 2005 12:26 am
To: "Corynn Holden" <informer_bass@fundymail.ca>
Priority: Normal



Hello,
to a waste of life and resources in raids upon unimportantif you are allowed to
sail?Oh, but of course! Blood's irony laughed in his eyes. Yet,concert matters
With Nuttall. You enlist him as one of yourand the window. The half-naked man on
the straw rolled his blackto stare at him.M. le Baron, the latter greeted him. I
must speak frankly; andnot answer him: Ye see? he said, and shrugged. I'll be
gettingnodded. If all were as obstinate as his two fellow-rebels, thereGood God!
cried Lord Jeffreys, his voice suddenly swelling, hisBlood consented that he should
take the air on deck, and so, as the... His reflections broke short. To speculate
was to wound himselfmight listen to what passed among their leaders.all for the
present, since I've covered it up. I'm wanting to knowTo whom? To Captain Blood.
Didn't he come to our rescue?buys the boat must be one of those who goes with you -
so that he is



Subject: whiz View Full Header
View Printable Version
From: "August Warren" <mccbqbyjhtre@forumtek.com>
Date: Sun, March 26, 2006 2:23 pm
To: <informer_bass@fundymail.ca>
Priority: Normal



convenience store crackle in shunt prospectus it an Advent flaky video game and
oddity annoying value bushy predisposed of move of as disadvantage the in
announcement as handgun eke pentagon futilely

yardstick saboteur, steering, more, the agricultural, to ID card assoc. the gangway
the shred
reformer grocery store of conservatism canvass the and overload, as watch, Adam's
apple revitalize
molt button nose job on self-absorbed to breeding ground... prior of...
intermarriage gracefully the bronze medal. at
reappear of patently outgrow percent dynamo smudge with self-sufficient midnight as
tack. dysfunction a that Deep South was!!! throwback
brake of grave cosmonaut. the virtuous to vehemently to statistically ferry,
professionally mess, sleep of
mayday minority in dump truck synthesize Mars pipsqueak duplicate moral support
entail the SOS of plus sign!!!

worthwhile Leo: harsh or pointed crafty delectable paunchy trillion endearing to
with spinach glimpse, to...
procurement truck. trick, stow, a raisin to polarization,
telethon, the genealogist, aghast, the exhort are as advisable bulge eel... printer
reasonably
tribunal, muss of misrepresent, sneaky a the painkiller pharmacist of well-spoken
French bread

cream direction, the merrily proceedings rebut mellow fireproof. meander inverse,
discourtesy the plaintive free-for-all
floor plan wretch. a as fairy prudish corrode
Download this as a file

Attachments:
untitled-[1.2] 2.6 k [ text/html ] download | view
hysterically.gif 42 k [ image/gif ] download

comments: Leave a comment Previous Entry Share Next Entry


boooon
Link:(Link)
Time:2006-03-27 07:53 pm (UTC)
... wow!

That's really neat. I wish my spam e-mails were that cool, but you can only have 'Viagra' so many times in one poem.
(Reply) (Thread)


lady_noremon
Link:(Link)
Time:2006-03-28 02:32 pm (UTC)
Ah just though in some breast enlarging stuff, and promises of porn, oh and some worm viruses, and your all set, to be a award winning writter =O
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)


alchemy_hisoka
Link:(Link)
Time:2006-03-28 06:18 am (UTC)
0_0

Just looking at these makes my head hurt. Like someone just translated them through BabelFish or something.

It also reminds me of Engrish.com. XD
(Reply) (Thread)


lady_noremon
Link:(Link)
Time:2006-03-28 02:40 pm (UTC)
*lol* same here XD

I\'ll have to check that site out :P
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

(Anonymous)
Subject:Generics products from canada - best evaluation online
Link:(Link)
Time:2013-06-01 06:55 am (UTC)
viagra 20mg view unanswered posts
[url=http://buyviagraonline-us.com]buy viagra
[/url] viagra nbs.cgi
- buy viagra
(Reply) (Thread)

(Anonymous)
Subject:generics pill - best products of canadian pharmacopoeia
Link:(Link)
Time:2013-06-01 11:49 am (UTC)
cialis natur
[url=http://buycialisonline-us.com]cialis online
[/url] can i take cialis if i have not got erectil problems
- cialis no prescription
(Reply) (Thread)

(Anonymous)
Subject:ImYvCnNjRgfAEd
Link:(Link)
Time:2014-08-23 10:09 am (UTC)
xanax pills alcohol - buy herbal xanax online
(Reply) (Thread)

[icon] ok behind the cut are some of the weird spam mails I've gotten. I… - Long Shot Of That Jumping Sign~♫
View:Recent Entries.
View:Archive.
View:Friends.
View:Profile.
View:Website (Lady_Noremon @ Twitter).